Sancho Sanchez“I want my s**t back!” — Pelosi Announces Plans to Storm Mar-a-LagoWashington D.C. — Just days after announcing an independent 9/11-type Commission to investigate the causes of the January 6th Capital riot…Feb 21, 2021Feb 21, 2021
Sancho SanchezTop 10 Most Orgasms in Rock HistoryMick Jagger — This strutting peacock is certainly no stranger to blowing one’s lump, and he has the sticky fingers to prove it. Mick has…Feb 2, 2021Feb 2, 2021
Sancho SanchezHouse Democrats Now Planning 3rd Trump ImpeachmentWashington DC — With the ink still drying on the historic second impeachment of President Donald Trump, House Democrats are said to now be…Jan 13, 2021Jan 13, 2021
Sancho SanchezGOP Representatives Planning Nude Sit-In at Biden InaugurationWhile it’s been previously reported that 140 House Republicans plan to vote against the counting of electoral votes this Wednesday as part…Jan 2, 2021Jan 2, 2021
Sancho SanchezAre You Prepared for the Live Comedy Snapback?First off I want to acknowledge that in some areas of the country, live comedy may have already returned on some level. I am writing this…Dec 28, 2020Dec 28, 2020
Sancho SanchezREPORT: US school children can no longer spell “cat” if you spotted them the “c” and the “t.”Washington DC — In what is seen as a devastating result of the pandemics affect on the countries public school system, a new report has…Dec 2, 2020Dec 2, 2020
Sancho SanchezGavin Newsom to Ban Further Sports Championships in California Cities Until COVID-19 Vaccine…Sacramento, CA — After recent public gatherings in celebration of championships by Los Angeles sports franchises, whereby COVID protocols…Oct 31, 2020Oct 31, 2020
Sancho SanchezSociologists: Mankind to Thrive Again Once Dumb Fucks Die OffCambridge, MA — Sociologists at Harvard University released a study this Friday in which they assert that the human race is due to thrive…Sep 26, 2020Sep 26, 2020
Sancho SanchezAnonymous NFL Player Admits to Crying on the Field Due to Pain. Says Others Do TooLocation undisclosed — A former NFL player who has chosen to remain anonymous admitted to crying on the field due to pain on numerous…Sep 24, 2020Sep 24, 2020
Sancho SanchezJourneyman NFL Player: “I’m sick and tired of all this moving bullshit!”Atlanta, GA — After joining his record tenth NFL franchise over the past eight years, Linebacker Karl Billups admitted to reporters…Sep 23, 2020Sep 23, 2020
