Sancho Sanchez“I want my s**t back!” — Pelosi Announces Plans to Storm Mar-a-LagoWashington D.C. — Just days after announcing an independent 9/11-type Commission to investigate the causes of the January 6th Capital riot…2 min read·Feb 21, 2021----
Sancho SanchezTop 10 Most Orgasms in Rock HistoryMick Jagger — This strutting peacock is certainly no stranger to blowing one’s lump, and he has the sticky fingers to prove it. Mick has…3 min read·Feb 2, 2021----
Sancho SanchezHouse Democrats Now Planning 3rd Trump ImpeachmentWashington DC — With the ink still drying on the historic second impeachment of President Donald Trump, House Democrats are said to now be…2 min read·Jan 13, 2021----
Sancho SanchezGOP Representatives Planning Nude Sit-In at Biden InaugurationWhile it’s been previously reported that 140 House Republicans plan to vote against the counting of electoral votes this Wednesday as part…1 min read·Jan 2, 2021----
Sancho SanchezAre You Prepared for the Live Comedy Snapback?First off I want to acknowledge that in some areas of the country, live comedy may have already returned on some level. I am writing this…2 min read·Dec 28, 2020----
Sancho SanchezREPORT: US school children can no longer spell “cat” if you spotted them the “c” and the “t.”Washington DC — In what is seen as a devastating result of the pandemics affect on the countries public school system, a new report has…1 min read·Dec 2, 2020----
Sancho SanchezGavin Newsom to Ban Further Sports Championships in California Cities Until COVID-19 Vaccine…Sacramento, CA — After recent public gatherings in celebration of championships by Los Angeles sports franchises, whereby COVID protocols…2 min read·Oct 31, 2020----
Sancho SanchezSociologists: Mankind to Thrive Again Once Dumb Fucks Die OffCambridge, MA — Sociologists at Harvard University released a study this Friday in which they assert that the human race is due to thrive…4 min read·Sep 26, 2020----
Sancho SanchezAnonymous NFL Player Admits to Crying on the Field Due to Pain. Says Others Do TooLocation undisclosed — A former NFL player who has chosen to remain anonymous admitted to crying on the field due to pain on numerous…2 min read·Sep 24, 2020----
Sancho SanchezJourneyman NFL Player: “I’m sick and tired of all this moving bullshit!”Atlanta, GA — After joining his record tenth NFL franchise over the past eight years, Linebacker Karl Billups admitted to reporters…2 min read·Sep 23, 2020----