REPORT: US school children can no longer spell “cat” if you spotted them the “c” and the “t.”

Washington DC — In what is seen as a devastating result of the pandemics affect on the countries public school system, a new report has asserted that American children, some as old as 14, can no longer spell the word “cat” if you spotted them the letters “c” and “t.”

In response, President-elect Joe Biden is expected to create a new federal agency tasked with addressing the issue. The proposed Department of Parental Education, or DOPE, will offer help and resources to American parents overwhelmed by their new responsibilities as educators.

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Gavin Newsom to Ban Further Sports Championships in California Cities Until COVID-19 Vaccine Available

Sacramento, CA — After recent public gatherings in celebration of championships by Los Angeles sports franchises, whereby COVID protocols of mask wearing and social distancing were widely flouted, Governor Gavin Newsom today declared a ban on…

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