House Democrats Now Planning 3rd Trump Impeachment

Washington DC — With the ink still drying on the historic second impeachment of President Donald Trump, House Democrats are said to now be working on a third impeachment. “With the second impeachment finally out of the way, we can now move forward with the business of the American people; namely impeaching Donald J. Trump for an unprecedented third time” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “We’ve only got like a week to get this finished so as soon as we convene tomorrow, we’re getting started.”

House Minority Leader and staunch Trump ally Kevin McCarthy, who previously described the second impeachment as a “mistake”, is calling a third impeachment by Democrats to be “complete overkill.”

“I mean come on. Three impeachments now? Then after the third, they’re going to want a fourth, fifth, sixth?!” asked McCarthy rhetorically. When notified of McCarthy’s comments, Pelosi is said to have stated “That actually would be nice except I have to get my hair done for the Inauguration, so there probably won’t be enough time — and yes, this time I’m wearing a mask!”